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southernpartofheaven:

kill-natalie:

am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji)

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

dashdrive:

why are boobs and butts so enticing they are literally sacks of fat

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

shutupaubrey:

if you’re a boy and you cry it is not dumb and you are not a pussy you’re a fucking human being

My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn’t hurting you doesn’t mean you didn’t notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.

(Source: theloneliestgirlonearth)


kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be)

hyclropump:

"I love you."
“What if I got a bowl cut”

  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
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