you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me
I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.
all i do at school is wait for it to be over
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
I wish I was thinner but I also wish that I didn’t wish I was thinner
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats