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fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

THE RABBIT ONE IS NOT CUTE UGH it breaks my heart


baetology:

It’s so upsetting that this is the norm. What’s even more disturbing is that they don’t try to hide it. Please, black men, watch your back. It’s about survival at this point.

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined


shitshilarious:

this is my entire communication degree in 6 seconds

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

wankbankofamerica:

reasons i tend to not talk

  • people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
  • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
  • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
  • i hate my voice
  • i have something really mean to say
  • i hate you
  • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

panchovypaste:

Jack the Australian shepherd turns 1 on Jul 26th. Congrats buddy!

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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uncu1tured:

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe


pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

(Source: meanplastic)

f3nnekin:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

(Source: mrssaberhagen)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime)

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: teamgais)

vintage-drunk:

do you ever just eat really good food and moan like your having an orgasm

Disney - Minnie Mouse